10 Days More

• till i sit for my last paper in MMU.


• till i graduate from MMU.


• till i add to the growing number of unemployed graduates in Malaysia.


• till i get to watch Grease the musical.


• till i start my post-university adventure.

Oh, just to remind you folks out there, it's exactly 30 days more to the start of the biggest and greatest show on earth. Just in case some dumbass out there somehow manage to forget it. Please dont ask me what show i'm talking about because i'll just tell you to go bang your head on the wall till you make a big hole in it.

Anyway, i handed in my last assignment and attended my last lecture and tutorial today. After the last class, we had an emotional conversation with our lecturer. Here's what it's all about.

Us: Sir, please help us in our exam, sir. We want to graduate.
Lect: And you think i dont want you all to graduate? I also want you all to graduate. Is it my fault that the subject is difficult?

Us: Sir, is the exam paper difficult?
Lect: I dont know if it is difficult or not. You tell me whether it's difficult or not on the day of the exam.

Us: Sir, this subject is difficult. You can see it in the midterm marks.
Lect: Yeah this subject is difficult. It's supposed to be taught over one year, not in one trimester. But one person managed to get 16 out of 20 for midterm.
Us: But wat is the average mark for the midterm?
Lect: The average is about 10.5 and i agree that it's not a good average. But, dont worry about the exam. You just concentrate on your studying. The paper is very easy.

The last time he said the paper is very easy was before the midterm. And judging from history, that's not very encouraging, is it?

Anyway, back to the good news. I'll now outline the post-exam schedule that i'm looking forward to.

May 19: Malacca - KL. Grease with Allen, Ash, Midori and Magdalene.
May 20: Allen's planning Da Vinci Code at 1U. Then, Flam with the same ppl as above plus Choo and probably Stella.
May 21: Start of road trip with Ash, Choo and Keng Mun. First destination - Penang, the land of Char Kuey Tiow.
May 22: Penang.
May 23: Penang - Cameron Highlands.
May 24: Cameron Highlands.
May 25: Cameron Highlands - Ipoh. Time to try Taugeh Chicken, but without the taugeh of course. :)
May 26: Ipoh - KL.
May 27: KL - Malacca. There's a BBQ gathering at Riviera for final year students. So, if you are not a final year student, please dont bother gatecrashing.

June 2: Malacca-KL.
June 3: Kuala Lumpur International Motor Show. Time to go appreciate the hot chicks cars on display. Must remember to bring camera man.
June 4: Lepak at 1U. Probably dinner at Italiannies with Allen, Siew Har and whoever decides to come to Kl with me.
June 5: KL - Nilai - Malacca. Must stop in Nilai for mee goreng and probably meet up with some of my ex-colleagues from SKF.
June 9: Start of the greatest show on earth. Time to set the clocks at home to Germany time. Muahahahahahaha.

Damn syiok rite my post-exam schedule.