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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

A Cheerful One Now

Midori told me this the other day, "Wei your post kan...dono why after reading i emo sial. Dono y...just emo, emo at the thought of so many things, esp death". So to cheer mimi Midori up, i'm gonna write a funny and educational post now.

I was about to leave the gym this evening when i met my friend at the enterance of the gym.

Me: Eh, lambat today.

Fren: I'm not going to gym today la. Injured.

Me: What injury u got?

Fren: Salah bantal sial.

Me: Wahahahahaha (ketawa terbahak-bahak). Serious??

Fren: Yeah man. My girlfriend fell asleep on my arm. Woke up then kena salah bantal di.

Lesson to be learnt: Dont let your gf sleep on your arm for an extended period of time. Tak pasal-pasal kena injury because of a short moment of TLC.

15 Comments:

At 9:29 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, must be my comments that made ppl emo.

and your response to my comments also lah.

terror kan both of us?

 
At 10:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course! muahahahahahaha!!!

 
At 7:27 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*lol*

Ya la, u two siblings, buat aku emo aje.. *sniff*

=)

And Glenn, thanks for the 'cheer-up' post! *skuiz*

 
At 2:23 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are welcome :)

 
At 12:04 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come i don't find it funny wan? is it just me or....?

i get salah bantal all the time and believe me it's not funny at all. but in my case, it's really salah bantal lah, not anything else :P

so glenn, can explain ar...what is so funny until u ketawa terbahak-bahak?

 
At 12:22 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i laughed because i thought he was joking la. how i know betul betul happen.

btw, i think there's something wrong with the way you sleep.

 
At 10:54 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aiks, when i say "i get salah bantal all the time" does not mean that i get it everyday lah wei. it's just that i experience it before quite a number of times before.

so i don't think that there's anything wrong with the way i sleep. i sleep on my back. now ur mom, she sleeps weird. sleep like frog, takes up 2/3s of the bed.

ur younger sister, also got a few weird sleeping style. so there.

 
At 9:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh excuse me, why suddenly say me?my sleeping style is not weird ok..its special..atleast i dont get salah bantal all the time.

 
At 1:28 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Mao:
chiplak zzz in weirdy style? hey glenn, next time take a pic & let me see....c wat i can do photoshop on her, muahahaha

 
At 11:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tell me, does Glenn have a special gaya of sleeping? *lol*

Weird la, gf sleep on the arm kejap oso can salah bantal.. dono really salah bantal ka something else.. *hurm*

 
At 1:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No he does not.

 
At 12:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm, let's see now. glenn's special gaya of sleeping {thinking, thinking.....hmm, arr...
no, no...errr......ahhhh.....yes..}
glenn sleeps with his mouth open sometimes...trying to catch flies in his sleep....

other than that, he's normal like the rest of the family (excluding his mom and younger sister of course). hehe.

 
At 12:26 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*lol*

next time I'l juz pop in a bug or two into ur mouth when u're asleep aight glenn?

 
At 12:50 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no. not aight.

 
At 11:41 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aight or not, he's sleeping so he won't know a thing. he sleeps through a thunderstorm, what's a bug or two in the mouth, eh glenn.

pass the bugs to me, i'll do it for you, for free. muahahahahaha.

 

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